Disgraced former rock-bloke. Knows about stuff. Thinks tigers are more important than humans and inanimate objects (like shirts) have feelings, even though they can be a bit superficial at times.

Likes cats. Not too keen on dogs (or spiders (and while appreciative of their merits, would prefer if they kept to themselves etc)). Very good with computers. Been arrested at least once. Widely travelled, widely read and can drink an orangatang under the table.