《 helplessly british nerd trying to free the werewolves queen keept as slaves in the cells beneath edinburgh castle. loves stroking old dos-based machines to life on the same level as bitching about apple buying out genious os solutions for monopoly money (ha ha, see the jokes?). 》

《 sl roleplayer into sci-fi, dystopias, horror and a wee splish of fantasy into me teacup. sometimes wrecking stuff in 3d but mostly into questionable websites containing stories (co-written and single) that require brain bleach. 》