How to describe mofoJT:

-when mofo takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets mofoJTed.

-mofoJT once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

- Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for mofoJT

-mofoJT sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of mofoJT

-Superman wears mofoJT pajamas to bed

-They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite, mofoJT laughs at Superman for having a weakness

- mofoJT was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

- mofoJT can build a snowman out of rain

-mofoJT's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."

So check this out, this is where my wife taught and where I used to sub at.

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For 11 years I worked on an almost 24 hour basis with people having developemental disabilities.

I like taking pics of lots of different things.

I'm not a very good photographer

I am a wizard on the grill

I like boomsticks

Bruce Campbell is one of the best actors of his generation

Bobby Flay is a one trick pony

I'm one of the coolest people I know

I can't be categorized

I have a rebellious streak

The only person I listen to most of the time is The Boss Of Me.

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