My friend Joe "splains it best";

I'm just an ordinary average guy, My friends are all boring. And so am I. We're just ordinary average guys. We all live ordinary average lives. With average kids And average wives. We all go bowling at the bowling lanes. Drink a few beers. Bowl a few frames. And every Saturday we work in the yard. Pick up the dog do. Hope that it's hard. Take out the garbage and clean out the garage. My friend's got a Chrysler. I've got a Dodge. We're just ordinary average guys. Ordinary average guys.