I was born in 1991, the son of the last Tasmanian tiger and a murderous computer. For most of my childhood, I was raised in the woods by ghosts. After this experience, I spent my teenager years drag-racing with murderous thugs in the Australian outback, and eating steak made from kangaroos. By the time I was 17, I was strong in the ways of the force, and decided to go to college to study pre-med. This fell through when I realized that I didn't like the idea of other people relying on me to keep them alive, and fell to history as my old stand-by (yes, before anyone asks, I did work in fast food after graduating, but not for very long). Currently, I am in graduate school for political science, with the intention of one day teaching at a university, and possibly ruling the world.