When I'm not at my regular job, I can fix my bike and my lemon of a dishwasher. I can wake up before dawn, stuff the baby into the jogging stroller, and hit the streets with the baby and two dogs so the rest of the family can sleep. But I'm glad I don't have to anymore. Show me your kitchen and I'll cook you up a gourmet meal in 25 minutes or less, using only ingredients on hand and a few extras I carry on my spice belt. I'm not a physicist or professor but I once accused my friend of having no respect for bioluminescence. I'm not an engineer, but my daughter thinks I'm a technical wizard for being able to fix the DVD player. I'm not a singer but have a babealicious baritone. I'm not a dog trainer, but no dog of mine has ever bit my ankles. Oh, and I'm very good looking.