My favorite thing about dave is he know's how to get messy quickly. Sometimes it's like we're brothers.

Dave is a great dancer and a constant inspiration to us all. He is very kind, generous and always treats womenz with utmost respect.

Dave is my rock, My foundation, if I need to dance with a mate at an event like BDO I know how to find him, he towers above the crowd. If he played MMRPG's he would be my hetro life partner, he just needs to take that first little step and he is mine.

I bet you wish you were as norty as I am/was/currently doing. hehe.. oh. :(