Well, it just so happens, that you have just approached this kind profile of randomness. If I have to describe myself as a photographer, then the right words would be: lazy improviser, "oh nice, this picture looks kind of groovy", "i bet i can have a better photo when I crawl on the ground rather than stand on my two feet like a normal person", "my cat is sleeping, i guess it's the most precisely the right time to bug the hell out of her with my flash!!!"

... or something like that. So welcome!