I am art.

My art is, honestly, not that impressive, and I wouldn't buy it myself, so I don't get why I'm trying to pedal it to others. I've accepted that I'm white and cannot fulfill my dream of becoming a rap artist, so I guess I'm just hoping stay at home moms will see pretty colors and waste their money on one of my prints. That way I can use the sweet cash to buy a utility van with spinning rims and live in the woods.

I'm lonely, so if you're one of the artists on the site more talented than I, feel free to contact me. I can share stories about my various mental disorders. I'm also into hijinks and shenanigans.