Welcome to our wretched hive of scum and villainy my loyal minions.

We have quite a few personalities roaming about so lets do a quick role call.

Evil Overlord: The owner and possible technopath that heads our evil organization.

Commander Mitchel: The Overlords right hand and living encyclopedia of all things comics related.

Sgt. Sara: The Overlords left hand. A walking planner and artist that may not always meet the height requirements for roller coasters.

Minister of Offense: A living example of "Speak loudly and carry a big stick." Our evil organizations diplomat and executioner all rolled into one smiling, bearded face.

Corporal Cliff: Game Master extraordinaire and eccentric Dinosaur Hunter.

Art Monkey: Our British Art Monkey and gremlin master. The reason we can and can't have nice things.

Minion 1: Mohawked battle viking and proof that a smiling face can also be a sarcastic smirk.

Minion 2: If there was a PhD in Disney Villainy, she'd have a doctorate.

The Merc: Jack of all trades master of none. Flits about the store doing....things...

FNG: The new guy and Aquaman enthusiast.