I'm a comedian, writer, and tech guy. Expect intelligent, meandering, socially critical, profane, pessimistic, and observational comedy about the transitional gray ages between youth and adulthood, marriage and bachelorhood, fun and misery. Lots of introspection and extroversion with a very casual delivery.

I am also the author of The Blood of the Duck Blog, which is a collection of my rants, criticisms, political musings, social dissections, comedic secretions, personal moments, and other nonsense. Sometimes funny, always thoughtful. For more material that you don't care about but is awesome nonetheless, check out my website. You can also follow me on these social media platforms: Twitter, Facebook, Google+, Instagram, Foursquare, FeedBurner, and Tumblr.