Come see the awesome photo stylings of Attabasca! She's got wicked interior decorating skills! She's got a son name Bry Adams, Jr.! She can mop everyone up like gravy when she's on the dance floor. She's got an antique trunk and Megadeath curtains in her bedroom! And she can score you lots and lots of drugs! (Prescri… Read more

Come see the awesome photo stylings of Attabasca! She's got wicked interior decorating skills! She's got a son name Bry Adams, Jr.! She can mop everyone up like gravy when she's on the dance floor. She's got an antique trunk and Megadeath curtains in her bedroom! And she can score you lots and lots of drugs! (Prescription only, valid within 12 months from the date written, and you must show ID) You're gonna need those drugs when you befriend her, because she has a major obsession with Bryan Adams, and it can not be cured. It's sad, but don't ask me.. I haven't known her that long, even though her friendship feels beautifully familiar already. There are scores of hot "pharm-o" (well, that what I'm guessing Australians would abbreviate it to) guys, jealous girlfriends, doting relations, and a loving husband to verify this chronic condition . We're not asking for donations here, we just hope that perhaps you can let a little ray of hope into attabasca's life by "favoriting" at least one of her photos today! Do it for her kitties, if nothing else! This testimonial is a public service announcement, sponsored by the Debbie Gibson Sucks Foundation of NoSir, Providence RI.