I'm a hip, kilt-wearing, Scottish Gopher, in search of the perfect 18 holes of Golf. I am a conservative liberal; a fundamentalist agnostic; a gun-toting humanist; a bon-vivant. I post no bills. I cross at the green, not in between. I have ducked and covered, stopped, dropped, and rolled, and have survived the era of the polyester leisure suit. Ich war ein Berliner. I am constantly evolving despite the influences of intelligent design. I never take anything too seriously. I am the Scottish gopher, of whom your mother warned. Your mother did warn you of Scottish gophers, no?

I take a lot of bad photos. Sometimes, I take a decent one. Enjoy the good, critique the bad. All comments are welcome. And I do mean All. I love creative criticism and I have a thick skin.

If I have offended you, it was unintentional. I did too much herbal tea in the 80's.

I'm Male and Taken.