i like the smell of gasoline

chopping wood is the manliest activity in the world.

i wonder what people do when they are all alone, do they masturbate? dance in their underwear? put yogurt on their pizza?

those are a few of the things i do in private i guess. i assume i'm not the only one.

i prefer the idea of scented candles to the reality

i cant stand repetitive noise, ticking clocks, and the sound of someone else's headphones on the subway.

i wish nextel never invented the BLEEP!

i crack myself up on a daily basis. i laughed just thinkin about it.

i like butterfly kisses.

sometimes i'm positive i live in a teen movie, if only i could turn around fast enough and see the director yelling "MOVE HE MIGHT SEE US!"