Is Speedy one of the nicest, talented and awesome friend a guy could have? Well, I dunno, does a bear shit in the woods? Sharp is by far one of my favourite builders here, they're consistently interesting and fun to look at it. He's probably my main literary idol and keeps me afloat when I feel I'm sinking. Above al… Read more

Is Speedy one of the nicest, talented and awesome friend a guy could have? Well, I dunno, does a bear shit in the woods? Sharp is by far one of my favourite builders here, they're consistently interesting and fun to look at it. He's probably my main literary idol and keeps me afloat when I feel I'm sinking. Above all, he's an awesome guy!

Sharpy is the most metal asswagon ever to grace God's great Earth (Exxtrooper being the possible exxception). When Sharpy gets up in the morning, he breaks his pelvic bones to wake up. Then, he falls down the stairs to the kitchen where he mixes himself breakfast consisting of motor oil, toilet water, rat poison, crush… Read more

Sharpy is the most metal asswagon ever to grace God's great Earth (Exxtrooper being the possible exxception). When Sharpy gets up in the morning, he breaks his pelvic bones to wake up. Then, he falls down the stairs to the kitchen where he mixes himself breakfast consisting of motor oil, toilet water, rat poison, crushed methamphetamine and sweet milk. Fully pumped on this cocktail of insanity, he sits down at his LEGO bricks, where, cackling like the hyenas from The Lion King, he prepares the next Batman-universe storyline or absurdly awesome 4-wide car. After that, he puts on his Batgirl costume and rapes a UPS van because Sharpy is all about supercars. This is a slow day in Sharpy's life.