Don't use these...

 

CALCULUS PICK UP LINES:

"Oh baby, let me be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves"

"I wish I were your integral because then I'd be the area under all your curves"

"Can I see your Tan lines?"

"Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?"

"Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you."

"Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place I know of and i'll take you to the limit."

'"if i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you."

"int[2x,x,10,13]?"

"i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl."

 

 

*Phillip and I have decided that this one deserves a prize:

"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk"

 

Sorry if this is offensive. Just mark this photo as "May Offend". It doesn't do anything but it may make you feel better :)

 

Just good ole innocent math jokes

 

 

 

 

 

 

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