Fresh KOOLED Canine Semen

"Don't ship the bitch, Ship the semen!"

 

This photo snapped by my coworker Anna at Kinko's yesterday raises so very many questions. But the first that comes to my mind is, how do you "kool" semen? Or is it just made that way?

 

In case you can't read it, please allow me to transcribe the entire unbelievable box:

 

Don't ship the bitch, Ship the semen!

Camelot Farms

Fresh Kooled Canine Semen

Puppies awaiting conception

Please handle them carefully

Done