Myths & Legends: wk 9 of 52 weeks: the 2013 edition
A Dragon, a Unicorn, and a Jedi Master walk into a bar.....
The Dragon orders a Volcano, and the Unicorn orders a Virgin Mary. Yoda says "Hmmmmm, thirsty I am. A Light Saber I will have." (Which is a real cocktail, made of 7up, Apple Schnapps, and Rum. Truly. Look it up.)
When the drinks arrive, Yoda finds that he does not have enough cash, and asks his companions "A loan can you make? A little short I am." The Dragon roars "I shall NOT share my hoard with you!!" and flies off to listen to his favorite band, Dragonforce. (He just loves the blistering solo in 'Through Fire and Flames' but can't even play it in RockBand, let alone fer real, so has to make do with breathing fire and flame.) Yoda, in a snit, says to the Unicorn "Hmmmph. An IQ of 30 he has. Upside down in a cave he hangs." Meanwhile, the Unicorn (who does not have an opposable thumb) is having trouble getting the celery stick out of his Virgin Mary. Yoda advises him "Use the forks!"
The evening ends badly when the Unicorn leaves with an aging pop star who claims to be "(like) a virgin" but is really just after his horn. (He should have stuck with his original plan to go see Band of Horses.) The Dragon, bored and starting to get the munchies, briefly considers Smoked Yoda for a snack, but realizes that at 900+ years old, tough and stringy he would be. Instead, he decides to team up with the short guy; they go out for an epic Sith hunt, and the Universe is safe for another night.
The End. For now.
Myths & Legends: wk 9 of 52 weeks: the 2013 edition
A Dragon, a Unicorn, and a Jedi Master walk into a bar.....
The Dragon orders a Volcano, and the Unicorn orders a Virgin Mary. Yoda says "Hmmmmm, thirsty I am. A Light Saber I will have." (Which is a real cocktail, made of 7up, Apple Schnapps, and Rum. Truly. Look it up.)
When the drinks arrive, Yoda finds that he does not have enough cash, and asks his companions "A loan can you make? A little short I am." The Dragon roars "I shall NOT share my hoard with you!!" and flies off to listen to his favorite band, Dragonforce. (He just loves the blistering solo in 'Through Fire and Flames' but can't even play it in RockBand, let alone fer real, so has to make do with breathing fire and flame.) Yoda, in a snit, says to the Unicorn "Hmmmph. An IQ of 30 he has. Upside down in a cave he hangs." Meanwhile, the Unicorn (who does not have an opposable thumb) is having trouble getting the celery stick out of his Virgin Mary. Yoda advises him "Use the forks!"
The evening ends badly when the Unicorn leaves with an aging pop star who claims to be "(like) a virgin" but is really just after his horn. (He should have stuck with his original plan to go see Band of Horses.) The Dragon, bored and starting to get the munchies, briefly considers Smoked Yoda for a snack, but realizes that at 900+ years old, tough and stringy he would be. Instead, he decides to team up with the short guy; they go out for an epic Sith hunt, and the Universe is safe for another night.
The End. For now.