KU SAGE
Derridean Babysitting (Up to 5 hours & 3 children)
Multiple-family use welcome!
Purchase this package and you and your partner will have the opportunity to, always already, enjoy a heteronormative romantic evening while knowing your children are at home learning to topple binaric hierarchies and deftly add provoking (paren)theses and seemingly in-finite hyphens to their spelling words. When you return home, you will be delighted with the differance in your children's behavior after coming to terms with their own monoligualism and that of the other and relieved themselves of any illusions of a transcendental signifier. Though I'll leave not a trace, additional sessions are encouraged to address lasting impressions of archive fever and a somewhat fraught relationship to the family pet due to the animals that therefore they are. Can negotiate to exchange Derridean deconstruction for Sartrean existentialism or Foucauldian discourse analysis. For older pupils (say, 10-12 years of age), co-retranslations of Derrida's original French is an option, for an additional fee used to hire a different babysitter.
(courtesy of Annie Lowe)
Derridean Babysitting (Up to 5 hours & 3 children)
Multiple-family use welcome!
Purchase this package and you and your partner will have the opportunity to, always already, enjoy a heteronormative romantic evening while knowing your children are at home learning to topple binaric hierarchies and deftly add provoking (paren)theses and seemingly in-finite hyphens to their spelling words. When you return home, you will be delighted with the differance in your children's behavior after coming to terms with their own monoligualism and that of the other and relieved themselves of any illusions of a transcendental signifier. Though I'll leave not a trace, additional sessions are encouraged to address lasting impressions of archive fever and a somewhat fraught relationship to the family pet due to the animals that therefore they are. Can negotiate to exchange Derridean deconstruction for Sartrean existentialism or Foucauldian discourse analysis. For older pupils (say, 10-12 years of age), co-retranslations of Derrida's original French is an option, for an additional fee used to hire a different babysitter.
(courtesy of Annie Lowe)