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Calling the number for the Jejune Institute
Basically, a hook to bring you into the narrative:
"Thank you for calling the Jejune Institute, San Francisco Headquarters. Your call is truly very important to us. If you know which party you would like to reach, please dial their extension number now. And to the uninitiated, we would like to invite you to a special orientation session at our San Francisco offices. This mind-altering process is free and takes less than ten minutes to complete. Drop-ins are both welcomed and encouraged. Just visit the center during normal business hours.
"We are located at 580 California Street, Suite 1607 in the Financial District of downtown San Francisco. The cross street is Kearny, the nearest BART stop is Montgomery. For more information about our life-changing products and services, please visit us on the web at www.jejuneinstitute.org.
"For those dark horses with the spirit to look up and see, a recondite family awaits."
To note, nothing would happen if you tried to dial an extension.
Calling the number for the Jejune Institute
Basically, a hook to bring you into the narrative:
"Thank you for calling the Jejune Institute, San Francisco Headquarters. Your call is truly very important to us. If you know which party you would like to reach, please dial their extension number now. And to the uninitiated, we would like to invite you to a special orientation session at our San Francisco offices. This mind-altering process is free and takes less than ten minutes to complete. Drop-ins are both welcomed and encouraged. Just visit the center during normal business hours.
"We are located at 580 California Street, Suite 1607 in the Financial District of downtown San Francisco. The cross street is Kearny, the nearest BART stop is Montgomery. For more information about our life-changing products and services, please visit us on the web at www.jejuneinstitute.org.
"For those dark horses with the spirit to look up and see, a recondite family awaits."
To note, nothing would happen if you tried to dial an extension.