Theatre

On Zog things are done differently than here on earth.

Firstly women(on Zog women are inferior creatures who do menial tasks around the house.......and COOK..............I said COOK...............)................and polish the silverware.

Men are the hunters.........they seek out pints of beer and glasses of wine..........and destroy them!!!.

Men are essential to efficient maintainence of the Zog eco-system.........without them the hospitality industry might collapse.........and we carn't have that............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately on Zog.........the Female of the species is the boss..........

she controls by using phrases like.........

"No"

"Where have you been till this time"

and the most devastating phrase of all.........

"I'm washing my hair tonight!!!!"

This is a pic of the National Theatre on Zog.........

The Architect was a man.......and after a few glasses of Red wine forgot to put any damn windows in the bloody place........well this didn't go down well with with(I'm stammering.....hahahahah) with the director of the Theatre.......a woman!!!!.........

She was so pissed off she had nowhere to hang her new curtains .....she fired the unfortunate man...............

Now where was I?

 

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