HALFBREED VOODOO POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF A BLOOD FOUNTAIN!
This was from the day of IWA MID SOUTH WRESTLING's 500th SHOW in Joliet, Illinois.
My tongue is green because during the match between TOBY KLEIN and DAVEY RICHARDS, I spit a max capacity load of my trusty SNAKE VENOM into RICHARD's eyes, temporarily blinding him, which secured the win for TOBY.
Later in the match between CULT FICTION's VULGAR DISPLAY of POWER - BRAIN DAMAGE and DERANGED and IWA Mid South legends MEAN;N HARD - MEAN MITCH PAGE and ROLLIN HARD, well I got a little Boo Boo...when MEAN 'N HARD's manager JIM FANNIN blasted me in my pretty face with a bat covered in UPHOLSTERY TACKS. Despite that inconvenience my boys still won the match and that's what counts, CULT FICTION winning both matches. The hard wood floor of the venue had a three foot wide, insane amount of blood even for this shit, trail lmao that lead all the way from the ring to the exit door and continued down that marble floor all the way passed the locker room to the exit door that opened to the playground covered in six to eight inches of snow, across the snow to the sidewalk...,see I went right from the ring outside to smoke a cigarette AND a joint, then the trail lead back across the snow halfway back down the hall to the locker room and into it. They had two guys with mops and a third with towels cleaning it up.
Upon sight of me, my pal, Montreal Legend SEXY EDDY smiled and said. "BILLY THAT IS NOT ANYTHING AVERAGE, YOU DEFINATELY HAVE A VAGINA ON YOUR FOREHEAD."
"Aww, THANKS BRO. I appreciate it.", I responded.
Just at that moment someone from the crew came to inform me, my boys were all waiting for me, with the photographer to take some CULT FICTION shots on this momentous occasion of the organization's FIVE HUNDRETH EVENT.
As I approached, the photographer, half looking at me said, "Oh, guys let me grab a couple of Billy alone first. Billy can you step in front of the screen." When I did she really focused, went to raise the camera and kind of stuttered and missed a beat, "OH..(wide-eyed) you're...um, you're still bleeding. I mean a LOT, like badly." She looked a little pale green suddenly. "I am?" I I asked. I leaned forward and saw that I was still on rapidly dripping faucet mode, I did my own version of the patented BRAIN DAMAGE heart beat work the bleed gimmick, when I did it really doubled and hit the floor with an audible splat. lmao
I looked at my boys, DAMAGE was outright grinning, teeth showing from ear to ear, TOBY chuckled and DERANGED smiled quietly and nodded his head up and down and gave me a thumb's up.
Right then, I lifted my hand up like a cup and the blood was filling my palm, overflowing on all sides...I instantly said look a fountain, stuck my tongue in to show the depth of it in my cupped palm, and snap , this photo was shot.
All that was just a tidbit against the whole of a typical day at work, hahahahahaha \m/ OO \m/
MY HEART BEATS PAIN
Martin Kesici
My Memory lies
In the hand of your warm embrace
In the night
I pray
I call your name
Since I fell into your wheels of pain
Desires lost It's rage
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
(My heart beats pain)
In my dreams
Your life has been so close to me
I've become a slave
Of something in between
My blood runs dry
When I have to face reality
You recover me the signs through me
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
All I wanted is that you'll be mine
I'm afraid
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
My heart beats...
My heart beats...
My heart beats pain
My heart beats pain
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Michelle Leonard / Christian Neander / Martin Kesici / Christian Bader
My Heart Beats Pain lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Gmbh, Tinseltown Music Publishing, Ed. Neandertal
HALFBREED VOODOO POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF A BLOOD FOUNTAIN!
This was from the day of IWA MID SOUTH WRESTLING's 500th SHOW in Joliet, Illinois.
My tongue is green because during the match between TOBY KLEIN and DAVEY RICHARDS, I spit a max capacity load of my trusty SNAKE VENOM into RICHARD's eyes, temporarily blinding him, which secured the win for TOBY.
Later in the match between CULT FICTION's VULGAR DISPLAY of POWER - BRAIN DAMAGE and DERANGED and IWA Mid South legends MEAN;N HARD - MEAN MITCH PAGE and ROLLIN HARD, well I got a little Boo Boo...when MEAN 'N HARD's manager JIM FANNIN blasted me in my pretty face with a bat covered in UPHOLSTERY TACKS. Despite that inconvenience my boys still won the match and that's what counts, CULT FICTION winning both matches. The hard wood floor of the venue had a three foot wide, insane amount of blood even for this shit, trail lmao that lead all the way from the ring to the exit door and continued down that marble floor all the way passed the locker room to the exit door that opened to the playground covered in six to eight inches of snow, across the snow to the sidewalk...,see I went right from the ring outside to smoke a cigarette AND a joint, then the trail lead back across the snow halfway back down the hall to the locker room and into it. They had two guys with mops and a third with towels cleaning it up.
Upon sight of me, my pal, Montreal Legend SEXY EDDY smiled and said. "BILLY THAT IS NOT ANYTHING AVERAGE, YOU DEFINATELY HAVE A VAGINA ON YOUR FOREHEAD."
"Aww, THANKS BRO. I appreciate it.", I responded.
Just at that moment someone from the crew came to inform me, my boys were all waiting for me, with the photographer to take some CULT FICTION shots on this momentous occasion of the organization's FIVE HUNDRETH EVENT.
As I approached, the photographer, half looking at me said, "Oh, guys let me grab a couple of Billy alone first. Billy can you step in front of the screen." When I did she really focused, went to raise the camera and kind of stuttered and missed a beat, "OH..(wide-eyed) you're...um, you're still bleeding. I mean a LOT, like badly." She looked a little pale green suddenly. "I am?" I I asked. I leaned forward and saw that I was still on rapidly dripping faucet mode, I did my own version of the patented BRAIN DAMAGE heart beat work the bleed gimmick, when I did it really doubled and hit the floor with an audible splat. lmao
I looked at my boys, DAMAGE was outright grinning, teeth showing from ear to ear, TOBY chuckled and DERANGED smiled quietly and nodded his head up and down and gave me a thumb's up.
Right then, I lifted my hand up like a cup and the blood was filling my palm, overflowing on all sides...I instantly said look a fountain, stuck my tongue in to show the depth of it in my cupped palm, and snap , this photo was shot.
All that was just a tidbit against the whole of a typical day at work, hahahahahaha \m/ OO \m/
MY HEART BEATS PAIN
Martin Kesici
My Memory lies
In the hand of your warm embrace
In the night
I pray
I call your name
Since I fell into your wheels of pain
Desires lost It's rage
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
(My heart beats pain)
In my dreams
Your life has been so close to me
I've become a slave
Of something in between
My blood runs dry
When I have to face reality
You recover me the signs through me
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
All I wanted is that you'll be mine
I'm afraid
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
Hammer since the day
Life's taken you away
But one day I will be with you again
My heart beats pain
My heart beats...
My heart beats...
My heart beats pain
My heart beats pain
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Michelle Leonard / Christian Neander / Martin Kesici / Christian Bader
My Heart Beats Pain lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Gmbh, Tinseltown Music Publishing, Ed. Neandertal