Cliff Michaels
Bush Clone #1
Early in 2002 Dick Cheney realized that if something happened to George W. Bush it might seriously impair the Administration's plans to remake America. The government quietly put into place in May of 2002 Project Forever George, a concerted effort by thousands of government scientists at a secret laboratory in New Mexico to clone the President. The first try ended in failure when the genes controlling Bush's intelligence were inadvertently switched with those controlling his head and facial appearance. When mature, the clone had the head and countenance of an infant. This first effort was terminated in September of 2002 after it threw a tantrum when it was not allowed to invade Paraguay. In subsequent Bush clones scientists used the intelligence genes from a water buffalo with considerably improved results.
Bush Clone #1
Early in 2002 Dick Cheney realized that if something happened to George W. Bush it might seriously impair the Administration's plans to remake America. The government quietly put into place in May of 2002 Project Forever George, a concerted effort by thousands of government scientists at a secret laboratory in New Mexico to clone the President. The first try ended in failure when the genes controlling Bush's intelligence were inadvertently switched with those controlling his head and facial appearance. When mature, the clone had the head and countenance of an infant. This first effort was terminated in September of 2002 after it threw a tantrum when it was not allowed to invade Paraguay. In subsequent Bush clones scientists used the intelligence genes from a water buffalo with considerably improved results.