Kibitzer Union Membership Card
Definition of Kibitzer from Wikipedia: "A Kibitzer is a Yiddish term for a spectator, usually one who offers (often unwanted) advice or commentary. The term can be applied to any activity, but is most commonly used to describe spectators in games such as contract bridge, chess and go."
"This certifies that brother J. J. Lynes is a member in good standing of the Kibitzer Union. This card entitles bearer to butt in any conversation, card game, crap game, pool, etc. He shall help losers to cry, supply them with towels and buckets for their tears, and give decisions which shall be final. Present this card when your authority is questioned."
Kibitzer Union Membership Card
Definition of Kibitzer from Wikipedia: "A Kibitzer is a Yiddish term for a spectator, usually one who offers (often unwanted) advice or commentary. The term can be applied to any activity, but is most commonly used to describe spectators in games such as contract bridge, chess and go."
"This certifies that brother J. J. Lynes is a member in good standing of the Kibitzer Union. This card entitles bearer to butt in any conversation, card game, crap game, pool, etc. He shall help losers to cry, supply them with towels and buckets for their tears, and give decisions which shall be final. Present this card when your authority is questioned."