Richard and Cindy Krause
Train Gathering Steam!!!
Marriage License is just another name for a work permit.
Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls.....
The light at the end of the tunnel approaches.....
And they lived happily ever after....
The only person who benefits when you change your husband is his next wife.
The most effective way to remember your wife birthday is to forget it once.
My wife says I never listen, or something like that...
I used to catch her in my arms, now I catch her in my pockets.
If they can put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds 'Wife Wanted'. The next day he got a hundred letters that said 'You Can Have Mine'.
A man told his wife, ' I dont hate all of your relatives, in fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
A man rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
Sadly, all men are created equal.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching his butt... and the other is a chimpanzee.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Train Gathering Steam!!!
Marriage License is just another name for a work permit.
Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls.....
The light at the end of the tunnel approaches.....
And they lived happily ever after....
The only person who benefits when you change your husband is his next wife.
The most effective way to remember your wife birthday is to forget it once.
My wife says I never listen, or something like that...
I used to catch her in my arms, now I catch her in my pockets.
If they can put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds 'Wife Wanted'. The next day he got a hundred letters that said 'You Can Have Mine'.
A man told his wife, ' I dont hate all of your relatives, in fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
A man rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
Sadly, all men are created equal.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching his butt... and the other is a chimpanzee.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.