Nirvana for Dummies

Hey, Louie, wanna get something to eat?

Not now, Sal. I'm doing my tantric yoga.

What's that got to do with eating? I'm hungry.

I'm freeing my mind, so as to liberate my body.

Cut the crap, Louie. You know your ass belongs to me.

Only in the material world.

That's ok by me. Now move your butt.

But I'm chanting!

Chant from the menu. But we're eating.

It does sort of make me hungry.

In a material sense, you mean?

Yes. So disappointing. I'm far from nirvana.

Course you are. You're in Detroit, you dope.

Good point.

Done