gates of heaven

lord, a moment?

yes, archangel? what is it?

a housekeeping matter, lord. the gates.

what about them?

they are in need of a little work, I'm afraid.

what do you mean? they've served for millenia.

exactly, lord. they are getting a little. . . worn.

well, many souls have passed through them.

yes, you have been very generous about that.

what, you think I should up my standards?

well, you let all those hippies in. like every single one.

that's because hippies were my greatest creation.

yes, yes, as you've told me many times.

they were a new life form on earth. but nobody appreciated them.

well, anyway, the gates?

if they need work, then see to it. that's your job.

but who should I get to do it?

how about that architect, gaudi?

gaudi? really lord?

sagrada familia. good stuff. do it.

it's your call, lord.

damn right, archangel.

Done