Members Only

May I help you?

Yeah, I hear there's a party going on. Can I come in?

I'm sorry, this a members-only establishment. Are you a member?

Uh, no. What do I gotta do to join.

Well, first of all, are you familiar with SPS?

Is that the club name? So it's like, Selective Persecution Society?

Er, no.

Stupid Punchline School?

Not even close.

Damn. Oh wait! I know! Sickly Pale Skin! Right?

I think we're done.

Can't I just get a temporary visitor's pass?

Ha ha! Good one. Goodbye.

Done