Illuminati

Dude. let's grab some java.

Can't man. I got a meeting to go to.

What meeting?

Don't tell anyone. I joined the Illuminati.

Never heard of 'em.

It's very secret. You know. Underground.

Yeah? And they let a slacker like you join?

I saw their ad on Facebook.

That sounds so. . . secret.

Very. Only cost me 100 bucks!

Is that all?

Yeah! Cool, right?

For sure.

Done