Colony

may I help you, sir?

yes, I have a reservation. I'm here to check in.

I'm very sorry, sir. I see your reservation, but there are no rooms.

what do you mean?

we've had an unexpected number of guests staying longer.

well, what am I gonna do? the wife is in the car!

we will, of course, try and assist you any way we can.

darn right. why is everyone over-staying anyway?

it's spores week, sir. a big deal around here.

sports week, eh? well I'm not into sports.

no, sir, SPORES week.

whatever. just find us a room. I'm not a fun guy if I don't get my sleep.

fungi? ha ha, very funny, sir.

I ain't laughing, pal.

no sir. of course not sir.

Done