Colony
May I help you, sir?
Yes, I have a reservation. I'm here to check in.
I'm very sorry, sir. I see your reservation, but there are no rooms.
What do you mean?
We've had an unexpected number of guests staying longer.
Well, what am I gonna do? The wife is in the car!
We will, of course, try and assist you any way we can.
Darn right. Why is everyone over-staying anyway?
It's spores week, sir. A big deal around here.
Sports week, eh? Well I'm not into sports.
No, sir, SPORES week.
Whatever. Just find us a room. I'm not a fun guy if I don't get my sleep.
Fungi? Ha ha, very funny, sir.
I ain't laughing, pal.
No sir. Of course not sir.
Colony
May I help you, sir?
Yes, I have a reservation. I'm here to check in.
I'm very sorry, sir. I see your reservation, but there are no rooms.
What do you mean?
We've had an unexpected number of guests staying longer.
Well, what am I gonna do? The wife is in the car!
We will, of course, try and assist you any way we can.
Darn right. Why is everyone over-staying anyway?
It's spores week, sir. A big deal around here.
Sports week, eh? Well I'm not into sports.
No, sir, SPORES week.
Whatever. Just find us a room. I'm not a fun guy if I don't get my sleep.
Fungi? Ha ha, very funny, sir.
I ain't laughing, pal.
No sir. Of course not sir.