Russian Asset

Hey, Wally, I hear you got a new government job.

Yeah, it's great! I get to meet all kinds of interesting and smart people.

Yeah? Like who?

Like all kinds. I met Putin the other day.

Yeah? Isn't he a total thug, killer and creep?

No way! He was really cool! Said all kinds of nice things about me!

And so you think. . . what?

To me, if he says nice things, that's a real asset.

And that affects how you perform your job?

Yeah! He even gave me tips about emptying the trash! Makes sweeping up at the White House a lot easier.

I can totally see how it would.

I know, right?

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