Keep

the visigoth invaders will attack at dawn, my liege.

is the castle prepared?

it is. the cauldrons of boiling oil are in place.

archers?

ready.

fire arrows?

10,000, stacked, with fire pots.

did you shut the castle doors?

oh. well, uh, I might have left them open, my liege.

whatever for?

I thought a little breeze might be, you know, nice.

well close them, you idiot!

of course, my liege.

and don't call me liege.

ok, ralphy.

better.

Done