Matilda's Swag* an' Slum*

*"Swag" (noun) A circus / carnival term for the useless knicknacks and stuffed animals you get as prizes.

** "Slum" (noun) See "Swag"

This is my new hat. Just so you know, I <3 hats. I've even made my own steampunk hats. (I bought some vintage fedoras and sewed skeleton keys, gears, watch faces, and lace on them.)

I love my new hat; it goes my new short haircut really well.

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