Restless Leg Syndrome

Holy crap! I was sitting on the couch and my legs just started freaking out. Luckily, a commercial came on that alerted me to my obviously serious medical condition and its cure. Fortunately, the side effects of the "cure" only include total gullibility, slight fever, cold toes, anal bleeding, itchy balls, crusty feet, linty belly button, complete lack of common sense, short term memory loss, and what was I talking about?

Done