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dog discovers cloaking device
Dog working for Carnegie Mellon University, announced on Friday that she has successfully tested the world's first cloaking device. The announcement was made at her press conference to K9 Professionals' Science Conference at Soldiers and Sailors Auditorium in Oakland.
The discovery is the result of five years of research; finally being perfected with recently unclassified documents from the Philadelphia Experiment.
Westinghouse has already expressed interest in buying commercial development rights. Moreover, Google plans to license the technology as a plug-in to Google Earth. When asked of their interest in the many offers to buy the cloaking device, "All we want are some Greenies, and maybe an increase in our Dingo Bone allotment" answered Spot, a spokes-dog for the K9 Group. "We may consider working with Apple to build it into the firmware for the G2 IPhone though."
Makers of the Invisible Fence are circling the wagons in preparation for the impact this will have on sales.
Harry Potter was not available for comment.
dog discovers cloaking device
Dog working for Carnegie Mellon University, announced on Friday that she has successfully tested the world's first cloaking device. The announcement was made at her press conference to K9 Professionals' Science Conference at Soldiers and Sailors Auditorium in Oakland.
The discovery is the result of five years of research; finally being perfected with recently unclassified documents from the Philadelphia Experiment.
Westinghouse has already expressed interest in buying commercial development rights. Moreover, Google plans to license the technology as a plug-in to Google Earth. When asked of their interest in the many offers to buy the cloaking device, "All we want are some Greenies, and maybe an increase in our Dingo Bone allotment" answered Spot, a spokes-dog for the K9 Group. "We may consider working with Apple to build it into the firmware for the G2 IPhone though."
Makers of the Invisible Fence are circling the wagons in preparation for the impact this will have on sales.
Harry Potter was not available for comment.