Getting goons.

I decided I needed to get some help, you know to run errands and stuff like that.

I went to the only place I knew that would have big bad guys who need a job, the slums.

I got to the slums and went inside a building that had a big window in the front of it. Inside, all there was were boxes, boxes, and even more boxes. I heard the faint sound of two guys talking.

"Put your hands up!"

"Oh crap it's the fuzz.... wait no it isn't."

" 'Ey what you tryin' ta do scarin' us like that."

"Nothing at all. I have a job for you guys. But first, answer this riddle or I will kill you."

"Really now, and how you figurin' on doin' that?"

"With this."

I pull out a shotgun and the two jump.

"Ya, well I guess I'm glad I have this."

He pulls out a big gun, and points it at me.

"Well, I guess we got ourselves a problem. But, before anyone shoots. I think I mentioned something about a job."

"And somethin' 'bout a riddle or somethin'. "

"Ah, yes. The Riddle. So if you answer this correctly, I will accept you as a member of my team, but if you don't then we are going to have some problems."

"Ok, well get to the riddle already!"

"Ok. Here it is. How much can you eat on an empty stomach?"

"Hmm, let me think 'bout that."

"I know, you can only eat one bite on an empty stomach, then it won't be empty."

"Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. Johny tell them what they won. Well Eddy..."

"Ok, none of that crap."

"Ok, so you guys in?"

"Sure, whatevah."

"Yeah."

"Ok."

 

And then we all lived hap... wait, stop it Eddy.

 

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I hope you enjoy my newest part of my Riddler story. I'm tired so, sorry for the weird stuff.

 

Sorry for the wait for the wait for this part. Been busy with stuff.

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