Lisa/Anders - Ninja Transvestit Danmark
Rear baked
Due to our northern geographic position, when summer comes to Denmark, we are so unfortunate in the morning and the evenings, to have the sun set at a very low angle of the horizon to much annoyance of the danes.
Unfortunately wearing sunglasses is in strict conflict with several laws of Jante, forcing danes to squint and press their eyes together being the main cause to wrinkles among our people.
Scientists soon found that people living in the outlawed enclave Christiania, not only had far less wrinkles than your average society joe, but further more was found to be profoundly more happy and healthy in soul as well as in spirit. Further studies showed that the immediate effects of smoking joints make your eyes into narrow cracks, which in a relaxed soothing manner prevent them straining into wrinkles and further more, effectively counter the scorching effects of immediate sun blindness when the sun is low in the sky.
Rear baked
Due to our northern geographic position, when summer comes to Denmark, we are so unfortunate in the morning and the evenings, to have the sun set at a very low angle of the horizon to much annoyance of the danes.
Unfortunately wearing sunglasses is in strict conflict with several laws of Jante, forcing danes to squint and press their eyes together being the main cause to wrinkles among our people.
Scientists soon found that people living in the outlawed enclave Christiania, not only had far less wrinkles than your average society joe, but further more was found to be profoundly more happy and healthy in soul as well as in spirit. Further studies showed that the immediate effects of smoking joints make your eyes into narrow cracks, which in a relaxed soothing manner prevent them straining into wrinkles and further more, effectively counter the scorching effects of immediate sun blindness when the sun is low in the sky.