Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)

Old76 Music-inspired Art 2011

Elton John Songs Illustrated

RARE MASTERS

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Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)

Music & lyrics by Elton John & Bernie Taupin 1973

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Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand

Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand

I keep hearing noises from my fireplace

I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race

 

 

And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here

Your fat and jolly friend draws near

Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise

The bearded weirdy's just arrived

 

 

Ho ho ho, guess who's here

Your fat and jolly friend draws near

Ho ho ho, surprise surprise

The bearded wierdy's just arrived

 

 

On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head

My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red

There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue

And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room

Done