Peter Gnome (1)

OLEG:

Peter....Peter...Where are you???

Say something!

 

Oleg searches in and around the house and still can't find Peter.

He then walks through the garden... and sees a garden gnome standing between the plants.

 

OLEG:

OMG....this can't be true!

Peter! What are you doing?

(Oleg waits for an answer, but nothing happens)

Say something!!!!

 

PETER (finally answers)

Can't you see Oleg...I'm a garden gnome.

You really should wear glasses.

As you know, a garden gnome stays in place and doesn't move or talk. He is guarding the garden 24 hours a day.

 

OLEG:

Come on Peter....stop that nonsense. It's going to rain soon and you'll get all wet.

 

PETER:

Will you bring me an umbrella, Oleg?

 

OLEG:

No....I'm not going to do that.

I'm going to drink tea and eat chocolate cookies with the other bears and Mummy Marian.

Goodbye Peter.

 

PETER:

No...no...no...wait Oleg! I'm coming with you

I also want chocolate cookies.

Can I keep the gnome hat on

 

OLEG:

Ok.. but that beard has to come off, otherwise you can't eat cookies

 

 

Happy Teddy Bear Tuesday everyone!

Done