Hello my name is Sausage

Not my true identity but I'm cute, adorable and very good company.

My owner who is English by birth decided in one of her senile moments to have me wear this football top, now myself being with a German heritage I was not pleased and my chances now of playing for the German ladies team are gone forever, on a lighter note if I had played for England we may have won the trophy as I have four legs and I run very fast compared to Harry Kane who has a pair of old ones.....time for a sleep and dream of Frankfurters zzzzzz

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