Moon Pie Delivery
Today's story and sketch "by me", I have arrived a few minutes before Rescue Randy who is coming to investigate just what caused Jocko Boombidi to crash land his moon pie delivery chopper, upside down onto a patch of shady date palms at the off the grid retirement coach of Wayne and his wife Suki both Albatarians from the Planet Diomedi in the Aves Constellation, who before retiring here at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort were goat herders on their own little hillside ranch with a herd of twenty seven lumpyfurr goats, who's fur Suki used to make artsy lumpyfurr hanging macrame wine racks, that she sold at the local Saturday gypsy goat herder flea market. Wayne and Suki had never intended to move to Earth, actually they had never heard of Earth until one late Tuesday evening, during what was a beautiful Diomedi Crimson Sunset, when all of a sudden what Wayne and Suki thought was a comet coming toward them was actually an out of control experimental J-Wham intergalactic spacecraft burning through the Diomedi atmosphere, being piloted by Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Galaxy, who at that very moment was ejecting himself in the J-Whams escape pod. A few minutes after the J-Wham had crashed doing thirteen hundred miles an hour creating a two hundred foot by one quarter mile wide crater in the middle of Wayne and Suki's little ranch. Luckily they had enough time to run into the goats pond before the impact and fire engulfed the ranch. A few minutes later Randy's escape pod landed next to the pond, Randy always a gentleman introduced himself, speaking in Alatarian, and asked if he had caused any damages. Which Suki very firmly but politely explained their farm and herd were destroyed. Randy notified JB he would need to set up a camper on a lot with a deed at the Playa Beautimus Resort Rancho for the couple who's property was destroyed, which he could bill to the J-Wham insurance company. Wayne and Suki will get there moon pies when Randy gets the chopper out of the tree, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Moon Pie Delivery
Today's story and sketch "by me", I have arrived a few minutes before Rescue Randy who is coming to investigate just what caused Jocko Boombidi to crash land his moon pie delivery chopper, upside down onto a patch of shady date palms at the off the grid retirement coach of Wayne and his wife Suki both Albatarians from the Planet Diomedi in the Aves Constellation, who before retiring here at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort were goat herders on their own little hillside ranch with a herd of twenty seven lumpyfurr goats, who's fur Suki used to make artsy lumpyfurr hanging macrame wine racks, that she sold at the local Saturday gypsy goat herder flea market. Wayne and Suki had never intended to move to Earth, actually they had never heard of Earth until one late Tuesday evening, during what was a beautiful Diomedi Crimson Sunset, when all of a sudden what Wayne and Suki thought was a comet coming toward them was actually an out of control experimental J-Wham intergalactic spacecraft burning through the Diomedi atmosphere, being piloted by Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Galaxy, who at that very moment was ejecting himself in the J-Whams escape pod. A few minutes after the J-Wham had crashed doing thirteen hundred miles an hour creating a two hundred foot by one quarter mile wide crater in the middle of Wayne and Suki's little ranch. Luckily they had enough time to run into the goats pond before the impact and fire engulfed the ranch. A few minutes later Randy's escape pod landed next to the pond, Randy always a gentleman introduced himself, speaking in Alatarian, and asked if he had caused any damages. Which Suki very firmly but politely explained their farm and herd were destroyed. Randy notified JB he would need to set up a camper on a lot with a deed at the Playa Beautimus Resort Rancho for the couple who's property was destroyed, which he could bill to the J-Wham insurance company. Wayne and Suki will get there moon pies when Randy gets the chopper out of the tree, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.