Search and Rescue
Today's story and sketch "by me" we are in the third day of a Search and Rescue
Operation here at "FSU" Flying Stuff University in the Anaheim Hills.
What started as a hide and seek Search and Rescue Safety Drill
for two volunteers, may have turned very Ugly, or beautiful, depending on your
view of Intergalactic Romance, they could really be good hiders, possibly
victims of foul play, or my guess a cross cultural case of puppy
love between the "Martian Alien" FSU Blacksmith Willard Wank, and an Illegal
Alien but human Canadian Triage Nurse named Candy from "Toronto" (the one in
Canada), who has overstayed her Visa, (along with the entire FSU Medical team
who's Visa's Expired many years ago).
This tale started four days ago when during a Friday afternoon Staff meeting
which included light snacks, Moon Pies, and one of the favorite beverages at
the University, the "FSU Tequila" Sunset Margarita, made with "FSU Orange Agave
Tequila distilled on campus, from the Cactus (Orangus Thornus) native to
an asteroid that circles Saturn every few years. Mardick Gofish who is the
founder and Dean at FSU, who discovered the "Orangus Thornus Cacti" when he was
stranded (Crash Landed), on the Asteroid for twelve years when an early version
of his Experimental home built Intergalactic Glider (his first Quicksilver lawn chair Flyer), underperformed disastrously. After the crash things looked pretty scary for Mardick, he had only packed enough Moon Pies for a few hour cruise in
a nearby worm hole, what started as an easy in and out journey ended when the gliders control momentumizer was accidentally kicked into the full emergency
dive position when Mardick reached for his test pilot snack pack behind the
pilots seat, which was a nice aluminum framed low back beach chair, with multi
color nylon webbing, it broke free from the two sheet metal screws holding it down
which sent Mardicks backwards and his feet into the overhead (emergency only
switch panel). At that point the craft went into an uncontrolled squiggly spin,
which is an automatic set of Defense moves to avoid being struck by hostile
weapons, or tractor beams. Tomorrow's story we will find out more on the crash, and search for the missing couple, the glider seen in this sketch,
Limpy's B&R anion powered 442, and Orangus Thornus Tequila,
till then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Search and Rescue
Today's story and sketch "by me" we are in the third day of a Search and Rescue
Operation here at "FSU" Flying Stuff University in the Anaheim Hills.
What started as a hide and seek Search and Rescue Safety Drill
for two volunteers, may have turned very Ugly, or beautiful, depending on your
view of Intergalactic Romance, they could really be good hiders, possibly
victims of foul play, or my guess a cross cultural case of puppy
love between the "Martian Alien" FSU Blacksmith Willard Wank, and an Illegal
Alien but human Canadian Triage Nurse named Candy from "Toronto" (the one in
Canada), who has overstayed her Visa, (along with the entire FSU Medical team
who's Visa's Expired many years ago).
This tale started four days ago when during a Friday afternoon Staff meeting
which included light snacks, Moon Pies, and one of the favorite beverages at
the University, the "FSU Tequila" Sunset Margarita, made with "FSU Orange Agave
Tequila distilled on campus, from the Cactus (Orangus Thornus) native to
an asteroid that circles Saturn every few years. Mardick Gofish who is the
founder and Dean at FSU, who discovered the "Orangus Thornus Cacti" when he was
stranded (Crash Landed), on the Asteroid for twelve years when an early version
of his Experimental home built Intergalactic Glider (his first Quicksilver lawn chair Flyer), underperformed disastrously. After the crash things looked pretty scary for Mardick, he had only packed enough Moon Pies for a few hour cruise in
a nearby worm hole, what started as an easy in and out journey ended when the gliders control momentumizer was accidentally kicked into the full emergency
dive position when Mardick reached for his test pilot snack pack behind the
pilots seat, which was a nice aluminum framed low back beach chair, with multi
color nylon webbing, it broke free from the two sheet metal screws holding it down
which sent Mardicks backwards and his feet into the overhead (emergency only
switch panel). At that point the craft went into an uncontrolled squiggly spin,
which is an automatic set of Defense moves to avoid being struck by hostile
weapons, or tractor beams. Tomorrow's story we will find out more on the crash, and search for the missing couple, the glider seen in this sketch,
Limpy's B&R anion powered 442, and Orangus Thornus Tequila,
till then taa ta the Rod Blog.