Seeker
Today's story and sketch "by me", started just after dawn man cave time, I was having my morning cup of "Chock Full Of Nuts" the heavenly coffee, and a Double Decker Chocolate moon pie, listening to Steely Dan's Can't Buy A Thrill CD, when the "FAA" Flying Aliens Association emergency situation alert began screeching , the amber Lights on Bullwinkle's antlers started blinking, and then the emergency fax rolled out the highest priority intergalactic emergency meeting request I have personally ever received. The message was for the entire "MCPPOE", Man Cave Posse Protectors Of Earth Staff to proceed to the GPS coordinates to meet a Seeker where a Beaked Cougawari Couples chopper was sucked into a two thousand year old Bewitched Barking Burch Tree. Today's available staff will have to be my Wife Pat and myself, JB is on a special mission picking up Rescue Randy, the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Galaxy, who is being released today from the intensive rehab center on Mars, after crashing into an astroid following being shot with Nutron Lasers by Space Pirates, which will have to be a story for another time. The Cougawari Couples Crash is the fourth such incident this month of pilots becoming victim's of a curse that was originally cast by the most evil Gypsy Voodoo Princess, many of my readers may remember her, Zooelda's mother Madussa, who Bewitched the Barking Burch to capture anything flying nearby, especially Broom Flying Witches who came near her herd of Enchanted Goats, that grazed this area of the Mojave Desert, long ago when it was described as the garden of Eden, before she turned the area into a nearly uninhabitable one hundred forty degree daytime temperature waste land, which will have to be a story for another time. The Seeker on the lower right has been investigating crash sites for hundreds of years, most of the accidents he has investigated were of "MCSC", Mind controlled Space Craft, most crashes are pilot error, like when the pilot falls asleep losing the crafts cerebral link. The Seeker may need help sorting out how to break the centuries old Barking Burch curse, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Seeker
Today's story and sketch "by me", started just after dawn man cave time, I was having my morning cup of "Chock Full Of Nuts" the heavenly coffee, and a Double Decker Chocolate moon pie, listening to Steely Dan's Can't Buy A Thrill CD, when the "FAA" Flying Aliens Association emergency situation alert began screeching , the amber Lights on Bullwinkle's antlers started blinking, and then the emergency fax rolled out the highest priority intergalactic emergency meeting request I have personally ever received. The message was for the entire "MCPPOE", Man Cave Posse Protectors Of Earth Staff to proceed to the GPS coordinates to meet a Seeker where a Beaked Cougawari Couples chopper was sucked into a two thousand year old Bewitched Barking Burch Tree. Today's available staff will have to be my Wife Pat and myself, JB is on a special mission picking up Rescue Randy, the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Galaxy, who is being released today from the intensive rehab center on Mars, after crashing into an astroid following being shot with Nutron Lasers by Space Pirates, which will have to be a story for another time. The Cougawari Couples Crash is the fourth such incident this month of pilots becoming victim's of a curse that was originally cast by the most evil Gypsy Voodoo Princess, many of my readers may remember her, Zooelda's mother Madussa, who Bewitched the Barking Burch to capture anything flying nearby, especially Broom Flying Witches who came near her herd of Enchanted Goats, that grazed this area of the Mojave Desert, long ago when it was described as the garden of Eden, before she turned the area into a nearly uninhabitable one hundred forty degree daytime temperature waste land, which will have to be a story for another time. The Seeker on the lower right has been investigating crash sites for hundreds of years, most of the accidents he has investigated were of "MCSC", Mind controlled Space Craft, most crashes are pilot error, like when the pilot falls asleep losing the crafts cerebral link. The Seeker may need help sorting out how to break the centuries old Barking Burch curse, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.