Survivor

This is Katniss Everdeen. She will survive hunger, cold, fire, wild animals, and the dictates of evil overlords.

 

I, on the other hand, survived two days of running through the woods with a bow and arrow, mosquitos, fire ants, poison ivy, questioning by a sheriff's deputy, hot wax, open flames, water balloons, and barbed wire. After this weekend, I'm ready to take on those cruel dictators.

Done