2-12 bruno: why you don't facetime your dogs on vacation

Dave: Hey guys, how are things going back at home?

Eva: Are you seriously face-timing us from pool side?

Dave: Um, maybe.

Agnes: I can’t even look at you right now.

Dave: Is it because you’re cold and jealous that I’m somewhere warm, Agnes?

Agnes: Nope. I’m a little freaked out by the iPad and face time.

Bruno: Wait is what Eva said true and you’re at a pool side?

Dave: Yes Bruno.

Bruno: And is that a hot tub filled with people?

Dave: Yes, Bruno.

Bruno: And a swim-up bar?

Dave: Also yes.

Bruno: And do you realize how good I am at swimming, making people love me, and hanging out at swim up bars?

Dave: Bruno, I never knew that you’ve ever been to a swim up bar.

Bruno: Well, just because I’ve never done it before doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be amazing at it. You’ve never given me a plate of nachos before yet I’m confident I would be great at eating them.

Dave: Well, I apologize. But dogs aren’t allowed on the plane or at the pool.

Bruno: Allowed, schmallowed. You know everyone would have loved me. I’m exceptional. So they would have made exceptions for me.

Dave: I’m starting to regret this video chat. I’m sorry I offended you guys. I love you all and I’ll see you when we’re home next week.

Agnes: I still can’t look at you. iPad voodoo magic is freaky.

Eva: Just so you know, I’m going to keep these angry eyes up until you get home. Unless you bring be home one of those tropical birds. You know what I always say - you won’t regret getting me an egret.

Bruno: Oooh, if you’re bringing home stuff, can you get me a pina colada? And a coconut bikini. I think I would look exceptional in it.

 

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Taken while on vacation in Turks and Caicos. We are home now and the dogs are exhausted from their mini vacation at a friend's place in Saskatoon.

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