"My Sonshine's iPhone 4S Direct From The Apple Store"

"Joss Has Been Waiting For iPhone 5's Release Since May, But It Looks Like There's Been A Delay. Have To Get iPhone 4S Instead At The Apple Store, That Is Ha Ha Ha! Daddy Dearest Is Generous Enough For Adding $99 For The Fone's Insurance (iPhoneCare). It Was An Early Christmas Present But I Don't Have To Wrap It Up Because The CONTRACT Is Already Rolling"

 

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