Reagan + Colbert = Reabert
We were at Red Robin. Micheal says, "That guy looks like Ronald Reagan and Stephen Colbert's love child". I scanned the restaurant for the man, carefully inspecting each person's face. When I spotted Reabert, it was unmistakable. He looked superimposed! But, like, real life superimposed.
Then I totally lost my shit and could NOT stop laughing. Michael wouldn't take a picture, so I had to take one with his phone. This was tricky to begin with considering I don't own a cell phone, nor do I really know how to use one. Reabert kept cleaning his glasses and I couldn't stop laughing, so this is the best shot I could get.
No one else seemed to notice him. Near the end of our meal he left for the bathroom, and I feared I would never see him again. As we were leaving, I went to powder my nose, and PASSED RIGHT BY HIM in the hall! I couldn't breathe, I was so excited. Then I did breathe, and it smelled like eggs. It wasn't him, though. Reabert would NEVER smell like eggs.
Reagan + Colbert = Reabert
We were at Red Robin. Micheal says, "That guy looks like Ronald Reagan and Stephen Colbert's love child". I scanned the restaurant for the man, carefully inspecting each person's face. When I spotted Reabert, it was unmistakable. He looked superimposed! But, like, real life superimposed.
Then I totally lost my shit and could NOT stop laughing. Michael wouldn't take a picture, so I had to take one with his phone. This was tricky to begin with considering I don't own a cell phone, nor do I really know how to use one. Reabert kept cleaning his glasses and I couldn't stop laughing, so this is the best shot I could get.
No one else seemed to notice him. Near the end of our meal he left for the bathroom, and I feared I would never see him again. As we were leaving, I went to powder my nose, and PASSED RIGHT BY HIM in the hall! I couldn't breathe, I was so excited. Then I did breathe, and it smelled like eggs. It wasn't him, though. Reabert would NEVER smell like eggs.