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hi, i'm trooper soon to get married to GI GI on the beach-our mom doesnt want us to just live in sin-HA- i have a wonderful fiancee= the ONLY thing she does wroing is she is a THEIF-our mom gives us treats, gi gi takes hers and hides it and comes to get mine-

but i'm a wise young man- i learned to eat mine fast, then i use my talented nose to find hers so i get her treat too=

maybe someday she will learn=but i hope she dont=she thinks she can eat hers and steal mine=but NOPE if my mom isnt home she gets NONE and i get two! (shhhh dont tell) i'm a handsome loving guy=got one white eye and one black eye=(NOPE my mom didnt hit me and give a black eye=

i have the BEST mom in the world-except she HAS to learn we are not REAL kids, we are dogs so we are not well behaved, we will jump up on you to get a kiss, my mom wont crate train us she KNOWS she should, she is too soft hearted so we still go potty in the house but most of the time we do go on our puppy pee pads=i wish my mom had NOT got my balls cut off last week, i'm just like a real man, i have sexual desires=but my mom is single and NEVER finds a good man- so she told us if SHE cant get any sex- we cant either-HOW DARE HER! i really have tried to get some, now i NEVER will-

thats the ONLY thing i dont like what my ma ma did to me=but she says it will calm me down and prevent my testicals from getting cancer-i'm trying to understand her-and forgive her -

isnt my fiance GI GI the most beautful girl you ever saw-we need dog lovers and other dogs to come to our wedding on the beach and reception after- and so far i have NO best man to stand up for me and GI GI has no brides maid either=so come on=to sarasota and

celebrate our wedding- CELEBRATE- that makes me t hink of CELEBATE- i did NOT want to live a life being celabate=and neighter did GI GI- guess we will just eat peanut butter and play hide n seek on our honeymoon= but i sure would like to have 'consumated the marriage-that would be LOTS better than peanut butter- i LOVE peanut butter-

we would love to have a dad,but my mom never meets a good man, she's getting old 55yr old, but she is HOT and funny and has a BIG loving heart=

she gives us toilet paper to shred so she can use the pottty without us HAVING to be with her every second- anyone relate- we just love her=GI GI sleeps with her head on moms neck- i sleep on top of my moms pillow above her head-and WE ALL love it that way-

see my moms pretty toes-i ike to lick them and chew her hair, she is a great mom-rubs my belly and ears i get so relaxed i just fall over and go to sleep=

but i have to work on forgiving her for cutting my balls off- i KNOW i would have loved SEX-but i'm still humping my

big teddy bear=at least it doesnt bite me and tear me up like GI GI does (my fiancee) i barked and barked trying to tell my mom DONT have my nuts cut off

she would have humped my teddy bear like i do=But nope she said if she cant find a good man and get sex= me and gi gi cant either- she forgives me when i dont go potty on my pee pads or outside so i am still trying to forgive her for having my balls cut off= and GI GI she got fixed the same day- and we do NOT like the big collars around our necks we have to wear so we wont lick our stitches= we are DOGS- we lick wounds to make it better= why dont you people understand that! i will NEVER have the pleasure of REALLY getting laid ever in my life-if you feel sorry for me bring me some peanut butter, a squeaky toy or take me for a walk- and let me give you kisses after yu rub my tummy- i LOVE that!! but i know i would like sex better-BAD MA MA

cut my balls off= GOD will judge her for that one= ha!

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