Le Pop Rat
The Velvetear's!
The Velvetear’s [velvet-ear’s {or} velvet-tear’s] are a marshmallowy ensemble of misanthropic shenaniganizer’s, brought to YOOO in a hearty bowl of milk.
With each dunk of mouth-waterin' Velvetear’s, the consumer may gurgle down a crunchy bunch o' satire, playfulness 'n rare insight! We’re gonna stuff meaning back into American teenagers, washing ‘em silly of their weed and beer stained minds. This is it cowgirls. Open up yer A1 sauce and drown yer sorrow’s cause us Velvethead’s, er.. Velvetear’s are sick of ye’s already! WE IS FUMIN’ WITH DESIRE TO SHOW YOU A SPLEND' TIME!
Velvetear’s: now available on Netsies for high-brow hilarity and knowledge.
The Velvetear's!
The Velvetear’s [velvet-ear’s {or} velvet-tear’s] are a marshmallowy ensemble of misanthropic shenaniganizer’s, brought to YOOO in a hearty bowl of milk.
With each dunk of mouth-waterin' Velvetear’s, the consumer may gurgle down a crunchy bunch o' satire, playfulness 'n rare insight! We’re gonna stuff meaning back into American teenagers, washing ‘em silly of their weed and beer stained minds. This is it cowgirls. Open up yer A1 sauce and drown yer sorrow’s cause us Velvethead’s, er.. Velvetear’s are sick of ye’s already! WE IS FUMIN’ WITH DESIRE TO SHOW YOU A SPLEND' TIME!
Velvetear’s: now available on Netsies for high-brow hilarity and knowledge.