GiraldoMccall14610
365 Day 156*
For tHe VeNt: Freaks and Geeks! -- FREAKS!
I love my penis.
The most revered object of human biology existence.
The penis … baby.
You girls in American culture can sit there and flaunt your tits and ass all you want. Show off your curves… yeah I love it baby. Oh you’re so hot in your high heels and short skirt. Fuck it you even want to do some lesbian action for my 21st American man loving ass. That’s so hot… I guess.
But you know what? It all boils down to dick baby. You lesbians getting it on (or actually straight girls who are pushed by society to fuck each other) always wind up doing this wild lick me sex.
I mean okay it’s hot. But what is better than good old fashioned dick?
It’s the finalization to sex? It’s the one object in human anatomy that is beyond XXX rated.
Come on. When you see a hot dog, or a banana, or a cucumber, or even a weird shaped stick on the ground, the jokes come roaring in.
Dick.
Cock.
Penis.
Rod.
Manhood.
Could I go on and on? Personally I love mine and it rocks. And I love the fact that when I want to take a piss I can just straight piss into a urinal. I always feel so bad for chicks at concerts or just walking home from a bar or anywhere actually when they have to take a pisser.
Squat?
Hahahahaha! SUCKS TO BE YOU! Don’t get it on your dress! **giggle**
Sit my ass on a dirty ass public toilet? Actually I have when I do a number 2 and I don’t give a shit. But that’s because I am a guy and the most important part of my anatomy is on the OUTSIDE.
Kidding aside. You girls are BEAUTIFUL! In your curves and your breasts and your hairless bodies and your hips and legs and all that shit. I salivate looking at all you each day.. yum.
But the one thing I have going for me is the dick. You know you can’t live without it. Pretend like you don’t care, but you do.
My point? Girls are just as horny as guys … IF NOT MORE!
I’m insane.
I love you all!!!!
Taken May 10th, 2009
Posted May 11th, 2009
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365 Day 156*
For tHe VeNt: Freaks and Geeks! -- FREAKS!
I love my penis.
The most revered object of human biology existence.
The penis … baby.
You girls in American culture can sit there and flaunt your tits and ass all you want. Show off your curves… yeah I love it baby. Oh you’re so hot in your high heels and short skirt. Fuck it you even want to do some lesbian action for my 21st American man loving ass. That’s so hot… I guess.
But you know what? It all boils down to dick baby. You lesbians getting it on (or actually straight girls who are pushed by society to fuck each other) always wind up doing this wild lick me sex.
I mean okay it’s hot. But what is better than good old fashioned dick?
It’s the finalization to sex? It’s the one object in human anatomy that is beyond XXX rated.
Come on. When you see a hot dog, or a banana, or a cucumber, or even a weird shaped stick on the ground, the jokes come roaring in.
Dick.
Cock.
Penis.
Rod.
Manhood.
Could I go on and on? Personally I love mine and it rocks. And I love the fact that when I want to take a piss I can just straight piss into a urinal. I always feel so bad for chicks at concerts or just walking home from a bar or anywhere actually when they have to take a pisser.
Squat?
Hahahahaha! SUCKS TO BE YOU! Don’t get it on your dress! **giggle**
Sit my ass on a dirty ass public toilet? Actually I have when I do a number 2 and I don’t give a shit. But that’s because I am a guy and the most important part of my anatomy is on the OUTSIDE.
Kidding aside. You girls are BEAUTIFUL! In your curves and your breasts and your hairless bodies and your hips and legs and all that shit. I salivate looking at all you each day.. yum.
But the one thing I have going for me is the dick. You know you can’t live without it. Pretend like you don’t care, but you do.
My point? Girls are just as horny as guys … IF NOT MORE!
I’m insane.
I love you all!!!!
Taken May 10th, 2009
Posted May 11th, 2009
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